In a news release ridiculing a bill to outlaw chasing piglets and stuffing them in plastic bags, New Hampshire House Majority Leader Jason Osborne stated “If Democrats had their way, next year’s fair will feature volunteers chasing pigs in yoga pants with a participation trophy at the finish line.”
I would like to suggest that if Republicans had their way, the piglet chase would be replaced by volunteers disguised in black masks chasing small terrified children with dark skin and the winners would receive the honor of loading their prey on a plane to a secret destination.
Which one of these options seems more likely to take place?