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Editorial: Modest proposals to restore American sanity

The Restore America to Sanity (RATS) platform for the 2028 presidential election proposes to restore the USPS, eradicate ticks, impose a moratorium on data centers, require transparency in drug advertising, ban online gambling advertising, tax large donations to educational institutions, provide seating for fans at sports stadiums, and put the Red Sox in receivership until they put a competitive team on the field.

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