This is disgusting
A leaked copy of a President Trump memo reveals that, in addition to proclaiming the great success of his recent brutal cage fighting White House event, he is now planning to have similarly tasteless events every month at the White House. Next up in August, Oder-Eaters National Rotten Sneaker Contest. September, Wife-Carrying World Championships. Stay tuned for more “cultural” extravaganzas.
President Trump also vented his continuing animosity toward the media. Their “fake news” had created the misimpression that his slogan MAGA meant “Make America Great Again” thus leading to plummeting poll ratings due to his failure to achieve this goal. President Trump pointed out that it was absurd to believe that someone who bragged about grabbing women’s genitals, assaulting women in the dressing room of a department store, having known pedophile Jeffrey Epstein as a close friend, personally insulting the leaders of some of America’s most import allies, starting and then losing a war in Iran that killed Americans and cost hundreds of billions of dollars would ever claim he was going to make America “great”. He has always maintained by his words and actions that MAGA, his promised goal of the Presidency, has always stood for “Make America Gross Again” and that he has been more successful than any President in achieving his goal.