Spend wisely, Elon
Now that Elon Musk has become the world’s first trillionaire, I am eagerly awaiting the development of a nationwide chain of Elon Musk Shelters for the Unhoused, for the creation of the Elon Musk Foundation to Combat Climate Change, and for the establishment of the Elon Musk Fund to Eliminate Global Poverty and Food Insecurity.
While I’m at it, I’d like a pony.